Joke SMSes......

Wife: If I die what'll you do?
Husband: I may also die.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man!!

Q: What's difference between man & Superman?
A. Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Q. Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
A. Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

First man: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Second man: Me too, after u leave!!!