Teaser SMSes...

I Saw You On Road Today.
U were Luking so fine,Ur Face so divine,Ur Walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a song :
" who let the dogs out ?"

Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read them, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to.....
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throw ur mobile in the garbage!!

I’ve written nice poem 4 you:
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
You should Know What you R,
& Once you Know What you R,
Mental Hospital is not So Far...!

If I had a camera,
I'll snap ur every moment,
every smile,
every memory,
n keep in my kitchen...
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to scare the mice!!

3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv.
another playing football...
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and the third one was caught reading this txt message!!!

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birds log gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain,
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain!!